A physicist, an engineer, and a computer scientist were discussing the nature of God.

Surely a Physicist, said the physicist, because early in the Creation, God made Light; and you know, Maxwell's equations, the dual nature of electro-magnetic waves, the relativist consequences...

An Engineer!, said the engineer, because before making Light, God split the Chaos into Land and Water; it takes a hell of an engineer to handle that big amount of mud, and orderly separation of solids from liquids...

The computer scientist shouted: And the Chaos, where do you think it was coming from, hmm?

— Anonymous